Model: Cara Delevingne
Normally I don’t use this page to moan, but I’m sorry I must. If you don’t enjoy reading ‘bitchy’ posts that are along the line of being pointless, please feel free to scroll on down to the recipe.
This morning I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The first thing I do before I get up is that I check my phone, you know, what most people do nowadays. I was kindly informed that the letter I posted in the apartment building that I live in, that I was wrong for doing that. For a little back story, it’s been a year since someone has come to clean the building. Normally it was done on a regular basis. You know, IF the board of the building is paying some one for those types of things, then they should be arriving to do so. But of course any fuckhead could say, “Well, no one will know the difference if I don’t show up and clean, so why should I show up?” It’s been like this for the past year and it has been infuriating to say the least. I decided to take matters into my own hands (literally) and have been cleaning the building on and off.
Now, I have to talk to someone because SOMEBODY told on me for posting the kind letter that was along the lines of, “Please keep the area clean when you can, because no one has been arriving to clean the building.”
This isn’t important, but to be honest it put a damper on my day. I decided to roll along with the punches and create the recipe I planned for today anyway. I’ll be sure to get all this frustration out tonight once I head to kickboxing. There’s nothing like kicking the shit out of a punching bag.
Blueberry Protein Blaster
1 cup of frozen blueberries
2/3 cup of blackberries
1-2 kiwis chopped fine
4 tbsp. of vanilla protein powder
4 blueberry ice cubes (add two-three blueberries to water and freeze overnight in ice-cube tray)
1 cup of water or coconut water
Raw Coconut to serve smoothie in
- Add all the ingredients to a blender and blend the shit out of it. (You really want the mixture to be super creamy.)
- Add the protein smoothie mixture to a cup, bowl or even a raw coconut.
Enjoy after a hard workout!
Photos by. Bernadette Mira